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Out of the Market => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ramsburg on January 12, 2006, 12:40:32 PM

Title: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: Ramsburg on January 12, 2006, 12:40:32 PM

Hi !

Lets post some cartoons and jokes related with the stock market ;)
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: Ramsburg on January 12, 2006, 12:41:29 PM

some more:
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: lotus123 on January 12, 2006, 01:13:23 PM

hey, nice idea !

I have some from Pritchett's collection:
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: lotus123 on January 12, 2006, 01:14:36 PM

and some more:
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: lotus123 on January 12, 2006, 01:15:52 PM

and 2 more here !

This John Pritchett is very good !
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: snowcat on January 12, 2006, 02:20:57 PM
David Randolf becomes a modern Rip Van Winkle:

He one day falls asleep under a tree and wakes up 20 years later.

He gets up and first thing says "I gotta check my stocks"

He runs to a pay phone to call his broker.

The Broker says "GIGM......$240 a share"

Dave is thrilled!

The Broker says "BRVO........$125 a share"

Dave is overwhelmed!

"And DIET??? What about DIET?" Dave asks......

Just then the telephone operator breaks in...............................
"Please deposit another $100 for the next five minutes............."


ok, its old, but 25 years ago it was really funny.


What is the difference between Louis Rukheiser's "Wall Street Week" and Jurassic Park.

One is a playground for dinosaurs............and the other is a movie.


Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: Jefferson on January 13, 2006, 07:24:02 PM
Quote from: snowcat on January 12, 2006, 02:20:57 PM
David Randolf becomes a modern Rip Van Winkle:

He one day falls asleep under a tree and wakes up 20 years later.

He gets up and first thing says "I gotta check my stocks"

He runs to a pay phone to call his broker.

The Broker says "GIGM......$240 a share"

Dave is thrilled!

The Broker says "BRVO........$125 a share"

Dave is overwhelmed!

"And DIET??? What about DIET?" Dave asks......

Just then the telephone operator breaks in...............................
"Please deposit another $100 for the next five minutes............."


ok, its old, but 25 years ago it was really funny.


What is the difference between Louis Rukheiser's "Wall Street Week" and Jurassic Park.

One is a playground for dinosaurs............and the other is a movie.

Good sutff that brvo gigm stuff was a hoot.

Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: B_Dub on February 09, 2006, 09:16:48 AM
lol good stuff ;)
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: Rockwithit on March 29, 2006, 10:11:51 PM
yeah keep them coming   ;D
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: the_jaguar on March 30, 2006, 12:17:38 AM
lol :D
Title: Re: Stock Market Jokes and Cartoons
Post by: SeeingGreen on April 02, 2006, 07:17:32 PM
 ;D good stuff
how do u find this stuff?