i think the bagholder girl looks nice:)
http://www.trader-tees.com/
Pump and Dump Panties! That is funny (http://mdteague.com/Dump.gif)
They look better than the 3SOF shirt I got. (maybe because I don't look those like those models).
How about this shirt for a vertically challenged person:
SHORT TRADER
or men's underwear:
"I'm Long"
or
"I just got it bad up the ass with another lousy Snowcat stock pick"!
ok forget that last one.